"Some people from very far away went to eat eggs" – 3/2002

"Everything dies by their lives" – 2/2002 (After his toad died)

"Our car makes the freeway go faster" – 2/2002

"We don’t want to eat the skin cause that will turn us into different people." – 10/2001 (After I said we shouldn’t eat the skin of the salami)

"I fall down cause that’s what man do." – 9/2001

"You’re brighting me!" – 7/2001 (after I turned on the light in a dark room)

"Butterflies have babies. The babies die but then they wake up." – 6/2001

"The Komodo dragon weighs more than 20 feet tall." – 6/2001

"We’re men because we ride bikes." – 4/2001

"That’s humongous! If we were on that ship, we would die." – 2/2003 (After spotting a ship on the ocean)

Q. Logan, why are you running around in circles? A. Because I like to. And because I want to out speed my energy. – 2/2003

"Have a good day tomorrow" – 6/2003 (When I leave for work in the morning)

"My two worst enemies are commercials and pulp" – 8/2003 (pulp from orange juice)

"I wish clouds were made of steel" – 12/2003

"Is an ant smarter than a horse or is a horse dumber than an ant?" – 3/2004

"I don't believe God is real - but you could pretend to be God for Halloween" – 6/2004

"The polar bear was hard to move because they had heavy jackets on" – 12/2004

"Everybody has to dance at some point in their life" – 5/2006

"I thought they would have to decapitate my leg." – 4/2008 (After he got a piece of pencil stuck in his leg and had to go to the clinic)

"I got a grand slam! The only bad part is that it was foul." – 5/2008

"Black Men" – What Logan called the movie Men in Black, probably around 2005